I'm obsessed with skin care products, Star Trek, and my kitten, Ron Swanson.

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“In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with other human beings. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit." -Albert Schweitzer 

In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with other human beings. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit." -Albert Schweitzer 

These gluten-free eatin’, leather-wearin’, lip-puckerin’, shit-kickers take a trip to HyVee for sweets. (This may or may not have occurred at midnight-thirty.) 

These gluten-free eatin’, leather-wearin’, lip-puckerin’, shit-kickers take a trip to HyVee for sweets. (This may or may not have occurred at midnight-thirty.) 

This is Donoma. I’m in love with her. 
Guess who has baby-fever?
HINT: First name begins with JAY and ends with DUH.

This is Donoma. I’m in love with her. 

Guess who has baby-fever?

HINT: First name begins with JAY and ends with DUH.

Guess who’s playing favorites? 
Mindy Kaling, you made my Monday feel like a Saturday night in East Hollywood - SO hip. *zing* 

Guess who’s playing favorites? 

Mindy Kaling, you made my Monday feel like a Saturday night in East Hollywood - SO hip. *zing* 

Best thing about Friday mornings in Fairfield? Refilling my pill case with supplements. Let’s keep Jada looking 25 at 40, y’all. Special thanks to: BioSil, Fresh Omega Fish Oil, Candex Yeast Management, Garden of Life Primal Defense Probiotic, & Mangosteen. HOLLER!!!!

Best thing about Friday mornings in Fairfield? 

Refilling my pill case with supplements. Let’s keep Jada looking 25 at 40, y’all. Special thanks to: BioSil, Fresh Omega Fish Oil, Candex Yeast Management, Garden of Life Primal Defense Probiotic, & Mangosteen. HOLLER!!!!

1 week after the Master Cleanse, 24 hours after 3 beers & 2 shots of tequila. Friendship is making sure this mess made it home in time for brekkie. #drool #fml #foundmyphone #butwherearemyshoes? 

1 week after the Master Cleanse, 24 hours after 3 beers & 2 shots of tequila. Friendship is making sure this mess made it home in time for brekkie. #drool #fml #foundmyphone #butwherearemyshoes? 

Making our parents proud since 1989. @queenmcbean (You can take the girl out of Granite City, but can’t the Granite City outta the girl.) #bout #it #bout #it (at The Mint)

Making our parents proud since 1989. @queenmcbean (You can take the girl out of Granite City, but can’t the Granite City outta the girl.) #bout #it #bout #it (at The Mint)

This was a birthday gift to myself. It’s a pin that I wear on the day formally known as Saturday. 

This was a birthday gift to myself. It’s a pin that I wear on the day formally known as Saturday. 

Big ass, goofy smiles. That’s a wrap! 

Big ass, goofy smiles. That’s a wrap! 

Opposites attract. #calvinklein #redwing #wedges #boots #leather #woman #man #AMC #realitytv #lovers #fun! #Fairfield @fosterstone (at Fairfield Arts & Convention Center)

Opposites attract. #calvinklein #redwing #wedges #boots #leather #woman #man #AMC #realitytv #lovers #fun! #Fairfield @fosterstone (at Fairfield Arts & Convention Center)

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